Something for the Trombone Section

Guess the title and the picture itself says it all. lol.
Dedicated to Fei Yang, Wei Heng, Mung Wei and all the juniors of T-bone section. =3

More Kold Jokes...(mainly to entertain.)

Bravö! Well said, 51an9, for the previous pösten!
anyway, for this post, here are some more kold jokes.
here we go :D

The Oxford Dictionary's New Definitions of Common Words

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classics: A book that everyone praises but no one reads.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

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